A fork of Rural Dictionary
The day where you ignore your siblings
Sibling: why are you ignoring me? Me: ugh! Its January 6th!
person who steals turds out of portable toilets at night
There's a turdburglar at the construction site again, Mike. Whatda we gonna do?
One who smells farts as a hobby
There was a fartsniffer on the elevator as he eyed carefully all of the young ladies riding up after lunch