A fork of Rural Dictionary
Another word for shit or crap, used primarily in Scottish slang.
The English are a load of turds.
brown thing that float im my toilet kinda like a monkey versoin of shit
look at dem turds expecially that big one
gay babies. usually dark brown with creamy white highlights. delivered out of the anal canal (the gay birth canal), commonly dropped into a porcelain bowl filled with water. much like the heterosexual water birth.
last night, after my significant other came in my gay ass, i just knew i would shit out one or more gay babies. what straight people consider turds.
turds
mark was taking a greasy old shit when his ferd started running away, so when he ran after it, he left a trail of dirty old turds
A turd is someone you hate immediately without even knowing them.
Nine out of ten times, your first impressions of them were right on.
There is an old Buddhist saying…”No matter how much you wash a turd, it will not come clean.”
This saying means that some people are beyond saving. They are turds...
"That little ‘wannabe’ surfer guy with the Hawaiian shirt, khaki slacks and mussed up blond hair keeps hitting on my wife. He is one fucking Turd who is creeping me out."
Generally, a log-shaped piece of shit.
Nevertheless, they are also found in coil-shape, mushroom-cloud shape, and even
loch ness monster shape.
From a country-and-western song: All she left me/ was a turd in the toilet
Unpublished Pink Floyd song: All in all your just/ another turd in the toilet