A fork of Rural Dictionary
A sponge one keeps by his bedside to wank upon so as not to cause a mess.
Tim: "Hey derek, look at my bloody wanksponge!" Derek: "Man that shit is ugly"
Tim: "You don't wanna be around when the fiddler snaps his bow, it's a right crease in the tux!" Derek: "Man that shit is ugly!"
Being penetrated by 13 men, one after the other BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM just like that
Tim: This girl walked into our bakery the other day, asked for a baker's dozen... we sure gave her one. She could barely walk afterwards. Derek: Man that shit is ugly
When something is awesome, one says it is "da bach harmony"
Tim: "Hey Derek, I had one trim piece of gash last night!" Derek: "Man that shit is da bach harmony!"
Tim: "Derek, you're right, you've got the squid by the throat there." Derek: "Man that shit is good"