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wank

1. to masturbate 2. a term to describe something of substandard quality 3. a term to describe a situation which stirs deep disappointment and contempt

1. 'where's Emrys?' 'Emrys is having a wank in his car. It is lunch time after all.' 2. 'What happened to the bike you got two months ago?' 'It was wank, I took it back. the gears came off.' 3. I worked late for for 3 weeks and did not get any overtime, or even a thank you. The whole thing is wank mate.

by plastictwatmuncher June 21, 2012

wank

predominantely British term for masturbation

Buffing the Banana Holding Your Sausage Hostage Jackin' the Beanstalk Rounding up the Tadpoles Slap Boxing the One-Eyed Champ Spank the Frank Applying the hand brake Attacking the one-eyed purple-headed warrior Auditioning the finger puppets Beef-stroke-it-off Boxing the bald champ Charming the snake Checking for testicular cancer Choking Kojak Squeezing the cream from the flesh Twinkie Straddle your paddle Taking matters into your own hands Teasing the weasel Thumping the pump Tickling the pickle etc etc

by Master Bates March 24, 2003

wank

The act of self masturbation (verb)

Hey John, wanna go catch a beer? No, I think I'm just going to go home and have a wank.

by terriblequiche August 10, 2006

wank

the voice inside someones head that tells them to do and say unexplainable things. he is similar to an infection, anyone can get sick with him, but once he is there he never leaves.

Simon - “why did you do that” Tom - “it wasnt me it was wank”

by prouddaddyof3 April 28, 2023

wank

A colloquial reference to male masturbation.

Although E. M. Forster enjoyed Virginia Woolf's company, he'd often wish she'd shut up and leave so he could enjoy a rollicking good wank in the gazeebo.

by Reginald Whattabone October 07, 2003

wank

.bash the bishop .choke the chicken .yank the plank .clean the pipes .grapple the gorilla .pet the one eyed snake .stroke the salami .massage colin .toss off .shake hands with the milkman .plain old wank .greet the old chap .tommy tank

by r0By$Ta April 08, 2003

wank

1. British slang for masturbation or masturbating. 2. An on-line discuss without purpose or substance that often involves pretension and bullshit.

1. There was a guy in the park having a wank in the bushes. 2. Then the entire conversation degenerated into complete wank.

by A.A. September 12, 2004