Country Dictionary

The Jorgensen Principle

The principle that drunk people go down, not up.

We have to get a room above the party floor because of The Jorgensen Principle.

We didn't have sex last night because my boyfriend was drunk (and fulfilled The Jorgensen Principle).

Cockswab

when they test dudes for some STDs on dudes they shove a big q tip down their pee hole, hence the insult

"Joel is such an asshole. That cockswab ought to look in a mirror"