A fork of Rural Dictionary
The act of inserting a small holiday candy (eg. kid-sized candy cane) into the urethral opening and allowing a partner to suck it out.
What did you and Carol do for Christmas?
She gave me a Santa Claus is Coming To Town. The mint still stings.
Nice bro.
Inserting mint ice cream into the rectum of your partner with the intention of committing anal sex.
Why does it smell so minty when you fart?
Billy gave me a Mint Chocolate Ice Cream last night.
How was it?
Cold!
Receiving a blowjob from a person with an oral cavity full of chewing tobacco.
Hannah gave me a sloppy dallas . It was cool until she put a fuckin' top-hat on my pecker!