Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Clothing

The shit that you wear

Bitch, put on your clothes

by Alomar January 26, 2005

Jackie Chan

The second greatest martial arts actor ever.

"I'm very very popular"

by Alomar April 15, 2005

C.I.B.

Chicks I'd Bang. It's a scale from 1 to 10, 1 being only if despirate and 10 being every fucking day

Halley Berry registered a 10 on the CIB

by Alomar January 26, 2005

jose vidro

The current second baseman of the Washington Nationals. The team leader of the Nats, Jose has been elected twice to an all star game and provides the team with lots of help on the field and in the clubhouse. My favorite player from now until forever.

Jose Vidro's the man

by Alomar April 15, 2005

American Idol

A television show that glorifies human flaws for our enjoyment

American Idol fucking sucks

by Alomar January 27, 2005

Kool Moe Dee

The man. Classic. After Classic. After Classic.

"Kool Moe Dee is the best rapper ever."

by Alomar November 28, 2004

Homo Thug

DMX's kind of man. In one of his songs he says "I show no love for homo thugs" but he is just kidding. DMX loves cock.

"I show love for homo thugs" - DMX

by Alomar November 28, 2004