A fork of Rural Dictionary
Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.
Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.
Person: I feel like a goose is watching me, must be my Anatidaephobia.
Person: *looks behind them*
Goose: HJONK
Person: EEEEEEEEE *dat boi be runnin*
Goose: *running* You are fast but goosey is faster