A fork of Rural Dictionary
Acronym for 'after orgasm glow'
The almost tangible aura of pure delight that occurs following a mindaltering orgasm that lasts anywhere from a few minutes to a few hours. A warm fuzzy feeling that keeps you on top of the world until it fades
"You look great, are you preggers?"
"Nope, I just got laid!"
"Wow you have some serious AOG goin on"
A mild nightmare
A bad dream that was scary but not necessarily scary enough to be classified as a night terror
The worst eveningmare I ever had was about getting an F on a test even though I studied and I knew the answers were mostly right
I had an eveningmare in bed last night. I woke up shaking, but I was able to go right back to sleep
"Did you sleep well?"
"I got a decent amount of rest, despite the weird eveningmare I experienced"
Male genitalia that can stay erect even after coming to an orgasm
Rarer than a unicorn
Doesn't need time to recover between climaxes
"don't you need a break to recharge before we go at it again?"
"No need baby, I have a magic penis"
Paul is the only guy I have met who can fuck for hours continuously no matter how many times he cums. I love his magic penis
I wish every man was blessed with a magic penis