Country Dictionary

COG

Cute Older Guy. Not to be confused with a HOG

My neighbor is such a COG, it's too bad he's forty...

HOG

Hot Older Guy. Not to be confused with a COG

Damn, my new teacher is a total HOG.

DB

a DB, or "drunk bitch", is a term used to define girls who get sloppy, annoying and loud while intoxicated.

This term, however is not limited to women. A male who displays the same behavior can also be referred to as a DB.

Ugh, Laura is being such a DB. Did you see her mackin on that fugly guy?

Shmashy

So smashed you can't pronounce words without a terrible slur. Fucked up to the point where you've reached incoherence.

Just bought some booze, let's get shmashy!

I drank too much. Im shooo shmashyyy.