A fork of Rural Dictionary
A hilarious, talented, sexy, knowledgeable, professional, strong, tall, handsome, goddess. Height: 7"8
Finger length: 42069 centimeters
fetishizes older women with dark curly hair
Oh hunny, my dead aunt's funeral flowers came in 2 weeks late, wanna pull a villanelle, change "aunt fumeeck" to "fuck me aunte", have wild phone sex, and never mention it again?