Country Dictionary

Muffin, Muffin!

A sex call, when this is said it stimulates the female sexually and makes them horny almost immediately

When he said "Muffin, Muffin!", I jumped on top of him and proceeded to fuck him.

friend

A term used to label the male/female's private parts, in a g-rated fasion

"Wow Andrew, your friend is VERY excited!" said Vicky

Muffin Man

A term used for a hot-looking motherfucker.

Look! It's the muffin man! I really want his cock.

Russian Vibe

n. A Russian man who uses a vibrator to sexually stimulate someone who is extremely obsessed with Russia v. The act of a Russian Vibe stroking the clitoris of an extremely obsessed about Russia girl with a vibrator

n. Whoa, that Russian Vibe I ordered in that catalog made me cream cheese so much last night! v. You can Russian Vibe me all night long, Ivan...

Buttgina

The area in-between the anus and the genitalia. Also known as the choad

DAYUMN BOY! You have a hairy buttgina! You need that shit waxed!