A fork of Rural Dictionary
A simp who lives to serve his hoe, fulfills her every want and whim, does everything perfectly, is immune to typical boyfriend error.
Will enthusiastically bend over the bed and take the peg to please his woman without her even asking.
Ethan is not a robo boyfriend and that’s why his girlfriend hates him
When a person is prohibited from pouring the shots due to drunkenness.
“Mary is disqualified because she keeps spilling the booze!”