A fork of Rural Dictionary
The sweetest lady you will ever meet. Gives the best cuddles, makes the best muffins. Creates the most special cards. Loves her family beyond measure. Puts up with Russell.
Random guy at Knoxfield shops: “Who’s that lady over there?” “Oh that’s my Nana, she’s the best!”
Aaron: “Where are you off to Janelle?” Janelle: “I need to tame a beast, I’ve had a tough mudder brewing all morning. If I don’t hurry up it’s gonna turn into a mud slide!”
A knob.
Jack: That guy over there is such a knob. Dad: Don’t say that Jack. Do you know what a knob is? Jack: Yeah. It’s a picky eater. Dad.l: Nah mate. It’s the end of your dick. Jack: oops…
Protective equipment required when delivering your mud luggage.
Mitch: “Hey Eliza, how do you reckon I make sure I don’t get any shit on my hands when I go on the mud run?” Eliza: “I would wear the mud gloves you packed, num nuts!”
An expression you use when you see someone you know down at the shops. This expression was founded in Knoxfield by a local legend, Aaron, who often gets ridiculed for owning the expression.
Random guy at shops: ‘Hey mate’. Aaron: ‘High five, show me you’re alive’. Random guy at shops meekly offers hand: ‘Yeah ok’
A visit to the lavatory made more comfortable by the use of a Kindle, resulting in an extended stay on the bowl, affecting all of your family members who are desperate to relieve themselves.
Sienna: Dad, can I please use your ensuite to go to the toilet? Paris is in ours. Dad: Why? She won’t be long. Sienna: Dad. She took in her kindle. She could be in there for days. I think she’s three chapters deep! It’s definitely a kindle shit. Dad; Fine. We need to leave in an hour or so, I’ll go and tell Paris to snap it off.
Can fix or make anything, loves to be in charge of the BBQ. Builds beautiful historical cars from the ground up. Always willing to help when you need him, has longstanding friendship groups. Everyone loves Russ! Cherishes his family and puts up with Lesley.
Random guy in the street: “Who’s that guy over there?” “Oh that’s my Pop, he’s the best!”