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Delicious personal cakes. They come in many flavors like blueberry and chocolate!

Muffins are good. I ate one.

codename for marijuana

Pothead #1: Dude lets go bake some muffins after school at my house

Pothead #2: okay

A term used when something does not go your way, you forgot something, you lost something, or can't find something.

Often used as an expression of frustration. Can be substituted instead of a curse word in front of children.

Aww muffins, I forgot her birthday was today!

I can't find my keys! MUFFINS!

when a girl got big tits

yo did you see that bitch wit those boss muffins

when a girl's fat is hanging off and out of their pants.

that girls jeans were way to tight and i really did not want to see those muffins

muffins are just ugly cupcakes

man: those muffins were delicious!

man 2: no they weren't.

man: yeah, they were.

man 2: no, they weren't. ugly cupcakes are not delicious.

man: "falls over dead."

When a girl wears a bra too small, so the tops of her breasts spill out. Also known sometimes as quadroboobs.

Check out da muffins on dat ho, I help her wit dat prollem!