Country Dictionary

served

Same as "owned"

You got served!

bork

A word that for some reason appears frequently of a certain page viewed in a certain edition of a certain browser.

Also used in place of numerous profanities until the discovery of "cactus."

"I'll bork you."
"I already borked you."

Man stew

v. man stewed, men stew·ing, man stews

N.1
A dish prepared by stewing a mixture of man meat, generally hot, fit, athletic (gay) men with stock, in a hot tub.
The result is a tub full of ready-to-be-taken hot bodied men thoroughly soaked in each others juices, or man chowder which is a by product.

Tyrone: Me and the guys had a little man stew last night!
Jill: Oh my god.. I wish I would have been there, did you save me some!?

Spork

A spoon and a fork. Makes for a fun weapon

Ow... The spork hit my eye...