A fork of Rural Dictionary
When a girl is giving you head, you plug one of her nostrils and shove a bong/joint in the other and have her blow smoke all over your dick.
jenni was so out of it last night, i made her give me a smokey joe
another means of saying, screwed up, fucked up.
Tim: Hey how was your date last night? Earl: It didn't happen, she coughed up a dick.
One who enjoys sucking fecal matter out of another's anal tract.
"Jon is a weird guy, I hear he is a chudmuffler."