A fork of Rural Dictionary
When a simp feels bad for you just to fuck you
Girl: "I broke my ankle today."
Simp: "Oh my god I hope it gets better."
Girl: "Thanks!"
Simp: "Ok lets fuck now"
Girl's friend: "Begone S I M P"
Girl's friend: "He's just being simp-athetic
A parody of Baby by Justin Bieber. It's performed by four kids who cleary can't sing the song. There's also an unfinished rap that is part of the official music video.
Person 1: "Have you heard of Raccoons?"
Person 2: "Yeah. It's very faithful to the singing quality of the original song"
Friend 1: "I have a massive penis"
Friend 2: "No I have seen your cannon cock, its just wide"
When you type qpalzmxnskwoeidjcbvhfurytg you have already passed the point of insanity. You have entered a new level of boredom the highest of them all which is named after this very word.
Person 1: " My friend's passed the level of insanity "
Person 2: " How bad is it? "
Person 1: " qpalzmxnskwoeidjcbvhfurytg "
When a simp sympathizes
Dont simpathize for me bitch