Country Dictionary

A banana is a measurement of length. Its use became common around the early twenty-first century, and has continued to remain in common English ever since. The original banana was defined as a curved yellow fruit that was 17 centimeters long; due to the great famine and subsequent death of many species, one banana is now nearer to 14.5 centimeters. However, one ISO banana is still defined as 17 centimeters despite the unit commonly being described as 14.5 centimeters.

"Your son is now 9 bananas tall!"
"Let's hope he lives to be 12!"

"A miss is as good as 9466.738613880132 bananas." -- old proverb

"Dude's travelling at 2000 bananas per minute!"

An annoying onision fan that watches all his videos and slowly begins to peel off his skin and revert to self cannibalism

guy 1- are you a banana
guy 2- of fucking course not who do you think i am

A fruit commonly used in dick jokes, because it's shaped like a FUCKING DICK

Alice put the banana in her mouth and wiggled her eyebrows suggestively.

Non offensive and non sexual term:

A person who is outwardly unfriendly but a shy and clumsy friend once you get to know them better

The term banana references the fact that a banana the fruit is not very appealing on the outside but sweet and tasty inside.

A type of fruit.

I like to put bananas in my mouth.

A high potassium snack food

Kiddo: What are you eating
Partner: A banana
Buckaroo: Now that is a high potassium snack food

Banana, a onision subscriber who watches onision so obsessively watches that they start to peel their skin off while cannibalizing themself to death

Guy 1: Oh a onision video? Let's watch!
Guy 2: Oh yes boiiii
Guy 1 and 2: OH NO WE ARE BANANA