A fork of Rural Dictionary
A secret skill not discovered until one becomes consistently high and finds evidence of it later
“I smoked four times this week and started to find crayola coloring sheet done as if done by Van Gogh around my apartment. I guess coloring is my stoner skill!”
When you have anal sex with someone, and they purposefully shit on your tool as you pull out. Usually a form of revenge.
"Damn, I broke up with Angus and we had some break-up sex. Man, he gave me a shitendictomy on the way out. I guess I deserve it!"