A fork of Rural Dictionary
Shoving half-baked cookie dough up your ass and shitting it into a cookie jar.
Cookie Jarring: Shoving half-baked cookie dough up your ass and shitting it into a cookie jar.
"Sorry I was late to work, boss. I got tied up because I was cookie-jarring. I had a chocolate chip stuck in my rectum for an hour and just couldn't get it out."