A fork of Rural Dictionary
A particularly spastic individual who dwells in the slums of Missouri and communicates with members of The Wilberforce School via a shitty dollar store Xbox mic. Arrested after a drug deal wrong, he was soon sentenced to life in prison in Missouri State Penitentiary. Rumor has it he is being transferred to Wilberforce soon. Might be a furry.
Person: ”Hey pepsiman are you a furry” Pepsiman: “Maybe”
A maximum security prison located in New Jersey. The wardens there are known for being extraordinarily strict, sometimes disregarding their own human morality and denying the inmates basic necessities of life (i.e. blinds, electricity, free Chick Fil A Sauces, etc.) Most importantly, however, it houses notorious criminals such as Matt’ Hew and Michelin Pumpernickel, who have both been convicted of several war crimes.
“Oh Yeah, that place, The Wilberforce School. I heard they beat an inmate half to death for asking why the prison couldn’t afford free Chick Fil A sauces or $20 blinds.”