Country Dictionary

The best two things in the world.

Damn, I need some ass n titties.

-A man who serves as a 'maintenance man' for women. -Someone to 'hit you off' when you need it.

I called up my hitman because I needed some maintenance

comes from the old english <i>auld</i> meaning 'wise' and the dutch <i>denusker</i> meaning 'gaurdian.' acutally means: <i>'wise gaurdian'</i> 1) <i>noun</i>: the dnd geek's wet dream. a flirtatious blonde who is not as dumb as her hair colour might suggest. many aldens hate pop music, and enjoy theatre and english class. can be found near shakespeare. do not freeze aldens. 2) <i>verb</i>: to befriend mortal enemies and then have to deal with the consequences of their hatred for each other. <i>also see star crossed. 'to pull an alden.'</i> 3) <i>verb</i>: to make up words at ranodm and then attempet to pass them off as real.

1) oh man, that alden is so 1337. i just love the way she rolls those twenty-sided die... 2) young jim has pulled an alden, and now needs to have two birthday parties. 3) samantha had to hide her english teacher's dictionary, as she aldened much of her term paper.

The art of turning a manga of one language into one of a different language. Includes translation of the story and editing of the actual artwork. Scanslations are done by fans for the whole fan community.

Scanslation groups are part of a large online manga fanbase.

short version of cigar

"what's that?" "a gar"

A person, often a former s.o., with whom one has sexual relations absent expectations of a committed relationship. Characterized by continued sexual attraction (and greatification) after the parties have separated emotionally and have come to value the physical aspects of the relationship over "commitment" and the primacy of the social relationship to the other; often occurs when ex-partners realize they can need to and get away with fulfilling their mutual unmet needs outside their subsequent relationships.

We're sort of seeing each other, but now we're just Fuck Buddies

1) A man without troubles, yet troubled by the exact same thing which temporarily eliminates his troubles in the first place. A man about town, but one which is being chased for socially unacceptable behaviour. A man with small ideas but massive potential. A man with a vision, such a vision which will be smashed come morning or soberness. 2)Someone whose Drank to much

"Look out, Bifti's coming!" "I wouldnt do that unless I was Bifti" "You've got us into another fine mess Bifti" "Just this once Bifti"