A fork of Rural Dictionary
1) A man without troubles, yet troubled by the exact same thing which temporarily eliminates his troubles in the first place. A man about town, but one which is being chased for socially unacceptable behaviour. A man with small ideas but massive potential. A man with a vision, such a vision which will be smashed come morning or soberness. 2)Someone whose Drank to much
"Look out, Bifti's coming!" "I wouldnt do that unless I was Bifti" "You've got us into another fine mess Bifti" "Just this once Bifti"
A shifty sort of fellow - the type who hangs around building sites trying to sell you stuff by saying things like 'Would you like a lawnmower for £5? It's a bit shit yeah, but it's alright.'
'That fellow over there trying to sell you that lawnmower is a right old ifty bifty.'
A person attempting to give off the air of a member of the upper classes, when it's known by all in the vicinity that you are in fact just the same as your fellow man.
Jamie, why are you wearing a wax jacket and carrying a shotgun, we're at a football match. You fucking bifty.