Country Dictionary

Very awesome rock band. Cooky lead singer named Alex. He has a mullet. Biggest hit-dynomite. Recently touring with Hot Hot Heat...another great rock band.

The sound that is made when the cheeks of the ass shake in vigorous movement..

"She danced so hard she made it clapp.."

A slang term for the act of masturbation.

I walked into my son's room yesterday and caught him beating the banana.

When the male ejaculates above the girl's mouth, then punches her in the nose, and swirls the blood with the semen.

i wanted to spice up my self life, so i gave my gf a campino!

I hate it whe assholes like this guy are right.

J.J.Cale wrote the song, thogh it has been covered extensivly by Panic

HEY JACKFACE - although the definition is correct, you might want to realize that one J.J. CALE wrote Travelin' Light, as he also wrote Ride Me High. GET IT THE FUCK RIGHT NEXT TIME!

1. An annoying little assface that, when humiliated by everybody else, suddenly pretends to "know what everybody's talking about", and tries to act like the very people that flame him.
2. (Vulgar) A slang term for a mentally-challenged human being.

<MoF> WHO THE FUCK IS MEGABOZ?