Country Dictionary

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assface

1) One who has the face of an ass 2) One who has an ass for a face 3) One who has the appearance of two protruding buttcheeks just below one's forehead

Look at that assface

by Dirty Sanchez April 19, 2003

assface

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cant cancel this one! someone has ex husband assfaces

by haha bitch June 09, 2016

assface

noun - a person whose behavior is so completely and utterly atrocious that the only explanation is that the person has an ass for a face and as such must live up (or down as it were) to the face.

Those insane extremists who blame disastrous, natural phenomena on God punishing, the gay community, the historical slave owners, and the all encompassing "sinners". Those people? Assfaces.

by Soobee September 06, 2005

assface

a term used to insult an individual who's facial features are equivalent in attractiveness to an ass.

"Man Jamie, you are such an assface." "That guy is such an assface."

by jackcansingcsharp April 29, 2009

assface

1. A person or personsthat always looks for the easy way out 2. A person or persons that always try to mooch off people 3. Cheap or frugal 4. Old and decrepit

Steve is an assface because he tried to scam me out of a free lunch

by TheKingOfHeat June 02, 2010

assface

An insult reserved by the carton character "Crabby Cakes" on the show Clone High USA

"You've got crabs, ASSFACE!!!"

by Tion the One April 23, 2003

assface

A holy fool. One quite careless, who mocks the proud: through wit, prankery, or subtle action.

"Hey, Bobbert, check out the assface in the store window posing like a mannequin..."

by Hill Y. December 13, 2003