Country Dictionary

Same as Mooseknuckle or Cameltoe, frequently used in the great nrthwest!

Did you see the moosehoof on that broad?

1. The firing off of a shot from a gun to warn someone you are about to kill them.
Best used when aimed at the head.

... and he did it again so I got the shotgun off the wall and fired off 2 warning shots... in his head

a word to freak a other person out

To fall on your ass, like a clumsy fool

"Dude i was like grinding like nobodys business when I just biffed it"

1. The clothes last forever.
2. They're expensive but you dont have to buy a new pair of pants every season.
3. The bags say it all...
4. A&F Quarterly will draw you in...

That guys pants are 10 years old and still look new

Name of the individual with the smallest, pointiest, unattractive penis on the planet. Often used when comparing other penis sizes.

Girl 1: His penis was huge! Probably almost 5.04 * 10²³ of a BGM!
Girl 2: Whoa, that's almost 6 inches right?

The condition incurred after eating Denny's at 3 AM after a long night of Whiskey bombs and Budweiser bottles.

I woke up and had the chunky squirts all day at work.