Country Dictionary

Old is when its more expensive to buy the candles, than the cake to put it on.

candles cost $.25 a piece, and you are 60 years old making the total cost of candles $15. the cake costs $4.

that which is not new

Matrix Revolutions was an old movie.

You begin to be old when people who deliver pizzas are systematically younger than you.

(See young)

Anyway im even too old to command pizzas by now.

Something that was said and/or done repeatedly that has been totally played out. Tired. Annoying.

The past he kept bringing up to my face is gotten real old right about now!

Something or someone outdated, obsolete, no longer needed.

"A person can die at age 100 and not be considered old it seems."
-me

"5.25'' disks? Those are old man, obsolete. Why're you still using that?"

synonym for AWESOMELY COOL

"Woah, look at that guy over there."
"Stuart?"
"Yeah, he is so old."
"No wonder all the girls like him."

having large saggy wrinkly multicolored ears. sometimes they're so gnarly if you squint real hard it looks like and old dude's face

you're too old to be breastfed