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European Porn

Porn scripted, directed, and produced in Europe, targeted for people who would rather watch it over reading one of Rush Limbaugh's shit filled books.

Rush Limbaugh: For crying out loud Brian, read my book! Judge for yourself.

Brian: Ah, I'd sooner spend the night watching European porn.

Man: Brahba!
Woman: Hashnork!
Man: Brahba!
Woman: Hashnork!
Man: Brahba!
Woman: Hashnork!
Man: Brahba!
Woman: Hashnork!
Man: Brahba!
Woman: Hashnork!
Man: KALALOOOOL!!
Woman: ARKARUDAAA!!