Country Dictionary

laffy taffy

female version of foreskin, which, like stated below, was made famous in the song 'Laffy Taffy' by D4L, but it's NOT referring to shake that ass.

It was a fully nude strip-club and the stripper was shaking that laffy taffy all up in my face.

handle

A 1.75 litre bottle of alcohol, which is approximately half a gallon. Usually bottles this size have a handle for easy carrying, hence the name.

Get two handles of whiskey, a handle of vodka, and some mixers and we should be good to go.