A fork of Rural Dictionary
the (often annoying to others who don't share it) overly happy attitude of early birders - often associated with a great eagerness to call 7am committee meetings and to embark on sales-related shopping trips that mimic dawn raids on enemy encampments
"it's his earlybirditude i can't stand - he doesn't seem to realize that if i'm awake at 6am it's because i'm still up from the day before, not because i had a sudden urge to go running"
"only the most manic earlybirditude could make the shopping mall seem appealing the morning after thanksgiving"
n. a person employed to make sandwiches - derived from a combination of sandwich and barista
alt. sandwichista
I was explaining my topping choices when the sandwista suddenly sneezed into the bell peppers.
That was the greatest sandwich ever, I'm totally going to keep an eye out for the same sandwichista the next time I buy one.
Even more stunningly annoying and inappropriately intrusive than micromanagement.
Would you quit with the f***ing nanomanagement and just let me do my job - you seriously don't have enough to do if you have time to crawl up my a** about every little detail ... Sir.
A more genuine lol.
For when you want to reassure your insecure texting and forum buddies that you really did, in fact, laugh out loud. Or, at least, you want them to think you did.
Person 1: "Nanomanagement is even more stunningly annoying and inappropriately intrusive than micromanagement."
Person 2: omg lol
Person 3: lol4realz!
adj. describes food, often of Asian origin, that is characterized by unknown and/or unidentifiable ingredients but extremely pleasurable taste - also; inscrutablicious
"i have no idea what's in this but it sure is tasty" ... "it's inscrutabilicious!"
"this sauce is inscrutabiliciously piquant"
The annoying individual who claims to be interested or expert in almost any topic that anybody else in a group refers to as cool, often to the extent that their involvement in so many activities and interests, or in a more oscure pursuit or fetish, may seem dubious.
"Hangliding looks cool" eliciting the response "Oh, I LOVE to hanglide, I'm an experienced hangliderist!"
or
"I have a friend who is into CBT" followed by "Ooo, CBT is the coolest - I do it all the time!" leading the original speaker to ask the perceived coolness whore to define CBT in semi-polite company.
At their worst, a perceived coolness whore might stumble, late, into a conversation about female contraceptives or male pattern baldness and, upon hearing a prescription drug name, will claim to have once done lines of the afore-mentioned drug off the back of a hooker at a Hollywood party.