A fork of Rural Dictionary
Pretentious sounding word used by dejected art history and drama majors that describes their employment in order to make themselves feel better about serving coffee.
-So what have you been up to since you graduated? - I'm a barista at the Coffee Bean, but only until I get a sitcom.
Coffee bitch. Not to be confused with a barrister.
Idiot: "I work as a barista". Me (winding up idiot): "So you are a lawyer who works in the High Court?" Idiot (confused): "Ehhh no I make coffee in Starbucks." Me (sniggering): "Ahhh, you mean you are a coffee bitch."
Mexican for know nothing coffee swill serving asshole
Foamy: What the f**k is a barista?