A fork of Rural Dictionary
1) Whangarei is a Northern Town of New Zealand, around 162 km from Auckland.
2) One of the shittiest holes in New Zealand, that has no official reason for existence, except to accommodate shit.
3) Now has Cotton On.
1) Lets go to Whangarei, and travel from Auckland for 162 kms of stupidity.
2) "Whangarei?" "Yea, that hole up North?"
3) Lets all traverse to Cotton On! Our newest store in Whangarei! Skuxx!