A fork of Rural Dictionary
Derivative from the name "Smooze" from the show "My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic," Smooze is a character who absorbs shiny things and gets bigger in size. In this case the character is used as a form of slang word. The definitions being:
- A poser and/or a person who poses as a cool individual, but when in reality all they do is cover up themselves in what they think is cool.
- Someone who inflates their ego by stealing things; a title, possessions, jokes, etc.
A man walks into a bar wearing nothing but designer clothing out for everyone to see. A customer mutters, "Ain't no way bro came in off a smooze"
A: "Yo what's up, brah! YOLO"
B: "Don't talk to me off a smooze bro."