A fork of Rural Dictionary
The scrumptious boobifull deer girlfriend of streetlamplamoose
Loyweka is the most wonderful creature I’ve ever laid my eyes upon
Or wiff for short. The most amazing friend anyone could ask for. Funny, smart, talented, and just fun to be around. He is definitely 4’1 and not practically 6ft. He doesn’t like speaking and is insecure when he shouldn’t be because he is amazing in every way. He also probably needs therapy tho. He’s a simp and he sure does love his breaks.(he also has very great hair that I wanna just eat)
Person: “That was such an L moment for Wiffle”
Person: “WOAH GOODJOB WIFFLE”