A fork of Rural Dictionary
Having the ability to react to objects while walking and texting...
Thank God I am cellphambulatory or I would've knocked over that stand!!!!
A mental disorder that prevents the completion of works of cinema, including film and lengthy television or stage play shows, due to a chronic and consistent inability to stay awake until the end of said performances without making an effort.
We decided that we were better served ordering the movie at home when it comes out on streaming because my girlfriend’s cinematic narcolepsy means it may take a few days to finish the movie.
What you have to call Will Smith’s wife Jada to get punched in the mouth by him on national TV.
“Man, he really shouldn’t have GI Jane’d her, he better not have a glass jaw or he’s going down”