Country Dictionary

SAGS

Stands for Small Aggressive Gimp Syndrome.
Characteristics include shouting, twitching, and being overly aggressive towards others, while maintaining a lower than average height.
Can also result in increased ego and delusions of being attractive.

X: Hey Ollie, you're ugly
Ollie: NO I'M NOT!!! I'M THE BUFFEST GUY IN THE YEAR!!! I'M GONNA KILL YOU!!!!
X: Oh and also, you have split ends
Ollie: ARGH!!! NO I DON'T!!!

Fomunda Cheese

Crud that collects/grows in the pubic area after not washing and keeping the area clean.

"I have some serious fomunda cheese!"
"Fomunda cheese? Where does that come from?"
"Fomunda my nuts!"

G Wizards

Genital warts found on the penis after having sexual intercourse with a slut.

Man that slut gave me some G Wizards.

durr

A coloquial way of writing "there"

"r u durr?"

(an aim conversation)

fat handed twat

A person with large, stubby fingers, looking like they have 10 thumbs

When in conjunction with a large head, more commonly known as "Jack"

"Jack, your hands are so fat. You are a fat handed twat"

Bombe

A term used for a warehouse supervisor who sits around all day and drinks cofffee,eats doughnuts and talks about his big house the "BOMBEROSA" and his wifes Corvette.

Archie- Man what a Bombe