Country Dictionary

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Waco Texas Massacre

An incident identical to the Tienamin Square Massacre that occured in Waco Texas, under the leadership of an identical regime. This was a blatent violation of due process, and posse comitotus, in that a military tank was utilized in the massacre. Timothy McVeigh unjustly avenged the massacre by lowering himself to the same level as the Clinton Administration by taking out the Federal building in Oklahoma City, and murdering as many innocent people as the Clinton Administration murdered in Waco.

The NRA made a very accurate assessment of Clinton's BATF when they called them "Jack-Booted Thugs", due to the Waco Texas Massacre.

by Aribeth April 13, 2005

Neverwinter

The main setting for the game Neverwinter Nights.

The first preseason game of the year is the Neverwinter Knights vs. the Luskan Raiders.

by Aribeth April 08, 2005

Neverwinter

When it gets cold in Neverland.

The Neverland Fairy went into hibernation at the first frost, so the little children thought that it was safe to play in Neverwinter.

by Aribeth April 08, 2005

electric chair

A piece of furniture that is used to carry out a death sentence by administering an electrical current to the subject that is sufficient to cause death.

Too many pedophiles. Time to dust off the ol' electric chair.

by Aribeth April 10, 2005

metrosexual

Please refer to www.metrosexual.com.

There is a website as mentioned above that addresses this concept.

by Aribeth April 25, 2005

dammitol

A panacea; a cure-all for all of life's problems. Also used to permanently cure one's oxygen addiction. This drug is available by prescription only. Please consult your doctor or your gay lover before taking dammitol. Side effects include stiffness, a tendency to assume room temperature, and an overpowering urge to take a celestial dirt nap.

That was the third time that that gomer showed up in my emergency room. So I told him to take two dammitols and not to call me in the morning.

by Aribeth April 08, 2005

Hot Squat

A one-way trip to the electric chair.

Ted Bundy took the hot squat.

by Aribeth April 10, 2005