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preseason

In sport, the games prior to the season that aren't given any value. They are just played more as a warm-up to the actual points system season.

The off season's been so long, at least the preseason's started but that's still shit.

Preseason

Also known as hell. No matter what sport you play the first week or so of preseason sucks.

"Get on the line!" "Oh great we have some preseason sprints to do!"

No Nut November Preseason

October 25-31

- Bro, it’s October 26 and you’re still pullin’ it like twice a day. - So? - It’s the No Nut November preseason. You ain’t gon’ be ready.

bun in preseason

A euphemism for a person being pregnant, specifically referring to the unborn child.

Person 1: Do you think she's pregnant? Person 2: Yeah she totally has a bun in preseason.

No nut november preseason

When it's October and u are beating ur meat atleast 4 times a day in an effort in preparing yourself for no nut november

DON: I am beating atleast 2 times a day JAKE: What why DON: ITS no nut november preseason