A fork of Rural Dictionary
Annointed King of STFU, Chris Morley was the original founder of PCFX, mxFX, WhereIsPhantom, and his hit-or-miss smack-downs are famous on websites ranging from 3dfiles, Tech-PC, Hard|OCP, Hardware-Pacers, and many others.
My God...it was as if Morley himself logged in and smacked your bitch up!