A fork of Rural Dictionary
The Best NES game ever. A boy named Ninten and his friends go out to save the world from aliens and beat up the fathead Giegue (but the little fatty runs away 'cuz he doesn't like music). EarthBound Beginnings is the best.
Guy 1: "Hey, are there any games like EarthBound?" Guy 2: "Yeah, try EarthBound Beginnings."