A fork of Rural Dictionary
A hard, "Bruce Lee cross-kick style" kick to a fat bitch's gunt. Used in self defense after a fat bitch gets drunk and thinks she has a chance with you. If you don't know what a gunt is, look it up.
I was at this party one time and this fat bitch named Terry* "Fatty" McGatty came up and drunkly told me that she wanted to fuck me, right in front my slimmer girlfriend. So, as any man of sound mind and body would do, I gave her a hard Gunt Kick, grabbed my girl by the hand and ran like hell. Everyone saw it. My buddy Sherwin later told me "It was the Gunt Kick heard around the world". *first name changed
When you take water gun and fill it up with piss instead. Good for shattering the will and innocence of young children.
"Those little bastards across the street kept kicking their damn ball on to my lawn, so I got out the ol' Super Soaker piss gun and doused em'. Damn kids." *actual story told to me by my Grandfather, God rest his gentle soul
A pro wrestling tag team, usually consisting of Devon and Bubba. Another prominent Dudley is Little Spike. To date, the Dudelys I know of are the three already mentioned, Sign Guy Dudley, Big Dick Dudley, Dances with Dudley, Dudley Dudley, T.W Dudley and Chubby Dudley.
The Dudley Boyz held a family runion and all 9 boys showed up.
A person who is new to an organization
"Don't worry Sarge, I got that scroate cutting the grass with scissors right now"
A Canadian saying, usually used in the Maritime Region, to command an effort of some sort
1. "All right Barney, when I spread this goat's ass and say go, you just give 'er!!!!!" 2. ... so then he says it's touching cloth and I says give 'er lad, no one'll know it was you......
A short Italian Corperal in the Ontario Regiment. He could'nt get laid for a long time, then all of a sudden he had bitches coming out his ass. He also makes alot of references to screwing other people's mothers.
I was out in the field one time, having a smoke, when Pimp Diddy came out of the bush covered in blood. When I asked what happened, he said he just got done fucking my mom and she had her period all over him. True Story.
A sexual act, usually performed between 2 males. The guys link their assholes together as close as they can. The one guy then shits directly into the asshole of the other guy. It's fucking gross and these 2 guys, Jeff W. and Brian K. claim they did it. I then shot them both.
"Hey Jeff, what do you want to do tonight? Anal, Oral, Necro???" asked Brian in a voice too homo for words. "Naw, let's have a good old fashioned "Shit Swap" replied Jeff, his beedy pig-like eyes twinkling "A shit swap?!!!?? I'll grab the plastic sheets and the laxative!!!!" exclaimed Brian, in a fake manly voice.