Country Dictionary

free-form masturbation

The art of improvisational masturbation

If the stress of life has you down try to your hand at free-form Masturbation as a relaxation exercise.

Tool-Bag

A person who suffers the ailments of being both a tool and a douche bag.

Just because you're pissed at life doesn't mean you have to be such a Tool-Bag!

Skunt

A woman who is not satisfied being a Skank or a Cunt ,and has decided to be both.

Goddamn it woman just eat a Prozac already and stop being such a fuckin' Skunt!!

The Pimps Prayer

The Pimps Prayer: Lord guide my pimp hand and make it strong,so that this ho might know her place.

Let us bow our head and pray The Pimps Prayer.