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Keith Arsewank

Keith Arsewank was born on UK Twitter on 27 March 2023. Formally known as Keith R Swank, a Constitutional Conservative, wants to keep the US republic safe by arming teachers and as a result was rechristened to Arsewank because of his idiotic tweets. He wants to Wank4America

That gun nut is a total Keith Arsewank, don't be a Keith

by Artijoke March 30, 2023

Yacht Girl

Just someone enjoying time being paid to be lazy on a yacht, no strings attached, no nookie and canoodling, just someone who makes the place pretty

I'm going to be a yacht girl in Ibiza

by Artijoke January 21, 2023

Arsewank Day

The day we celebrate Keith Arsewank birthday 27 March 2023

Happy Keith Arsewank day

by Artijoke March 30, 2023