Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Hey! Sex?

The time Moistcritikal said ''Hey! Sex?'' and it got turned into a meme

This is why we love the internet

Moistcritikal: Hey! Sex?
person: Alright

by AssDestroyer69420 January 23, 2022

ucm

you misspelled it, Its cum

the next thing is a text conversation

Person a: Go suck a dick and swallow the ucm

Person b: Cum* B)

by AssDestroyer69420 January 24, 2022

fortunate son

The classic vietnam war song, Played in every vietnam war era movie, Its considered to be overused and theres many more good vietnam era songs, But you can't deny that fortunate motherfucking son is a classic

(2 people watching a movie)

person 1: Damn I love this movie

person 2: Yeah me too

(fortunate son starts playing)

person 1: Goddamn it, They overuse that fucking song

person 2: Yeah they do, But its still good

by AssDestroyer69420 February 17, 2022

ti mando un fax

a video of a cat putting a piece of paper into a fax machine

Person A: ''Have you seen ti mando un fax?''
Person B: ''Yeah, Video of the cat putting a piece of paper into a fax machine''
Person A: ''Hillarious don't ya think?''

by AssDestroyer69420 January 22, 2022

gawk gawk 9000

like gawk gawk 3000 but better

Person A: She gave you gawk gawk 3000?

Person B: Nah, That shit so good it was gawk gawk 9000!

Person A: ZAMN BOI, YOU GOT THAT GAWK GAWK 9000??

by AssDestroyer69420 February 09, 2022