Country Dictionary

scary uncle

The only position from which one can properly deliver a chili pie.

I put her into the Scary Uncle and then I gave her the ol' chili pie.

chili pie

A manuever that can only be executed by first performing the scary uncle.

I wanted to give her a chili pie, but I couldn't get her into the scary uncle.

herocious

Combination of two seperate words - horrible and atrocious. Oft used to describe a person, place or thing that cannot be formally identified singularly as either horrible and/or atrocious.

Scott works in the produce section 8 days a week. Scott smells herocious.