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Douchetard

Noun. 1. A person who is both a douchebag and a retard. 2. One who is simply so stupid to be able to operate a disposable douch. 3. An incredibly irritating fuckwit.

'That douchetard really pisses me off!' 'You're know you're a real douchetard, don't you?' 'Did you see that douchetard at the bar last night? I wouldn't have pissed on someone that annoying if their hair was on fire!'

by AtheistPostRapturePetKeeper September 08, 2009