A fork of Rural Dictionary
A doubly bad situation, usually something that adds insult to injury. Based on a piece of shit that splashes poo-water on your balls.
Akin to buck fonged or disfortunate.
John wrecked his car into a Lexus, but the real nut splasher is that he has to pay out of pocket 'cause he has no insurance.
To fart. Can be applied to a shart or hershey squirt.
Man, after eating all those tacos last night, I was ripping shitties all the way back to my house.
Man, I got to rip a shitty.
Hey, text me if the boss comes in, I'm gonna be droppin' a rotten.