A fork of Rural Dictionary
noun. an amphibian that is covered in horns, spiky or pointy protrusions; LIKES TO FUCK Source: Distractible Podcast "Humanity is Bad" Published 13 December 2021
1. And doth I have found this strange frog, had horns, love to fuck. Incredible creature. Will procure a sample. 2. The toad is covered in horns, seems to be quick on the move, eats its prey with its tongue, LIKES TO FUCK (What happened to me? I wasn't prepared for that...seemingly possessed by a demon? What the hell came over me?) 3. The horny toad seems to have some kind of psychedelic excretion from the surface of its skin...LOVES THE PEEN.