A fork of Rural Dictionary
Australian Slang 'Claytons is the brand name of a non-alcoholic, non-carbonated beverage coloured and packaged to resemble bottled whiskey.' Promoted as; "The drink you have when you're not having a drink". It is used to describe something inferior to the real thing.
Claytons Shower : Spraying your entire body with deodorant .. "the shower you have when not having a shower". Claytons Bandage: Duct tape, torn cloth, etc.